AstralEats — Earth, stars, fig and leaves
Eats the parrot perched on a branch, holding the Earth

Eats Astrology Ephemeria

Mars has made ingress into Leo, soon to square Venus. The Moon also is opposing the dispositor of Taurus, and with both luminaries in Venusian ruled signs, the vibes that may have been a little shrill yesterday are open to more fun today. The Sun in Libra and 🪐 in Aries are both debilitating positions. Measuring where to compromise your ideas and where to commit to your sovereignty may surprise ourselves with how lazy we can be. The Moon-Venus-Mars configuration are also square and opposing Pluto in Aquarius, so remember to not obsess too much where you would like others in your life to compromise. They’re lazy too.

Hi! My name is Eats.

My name is Eats. I am a hungry parrot that only shuts up to feed you. I like to eat how the Moon and Sun tell me. Click on the Earth to find out what to feed Parrot Eats

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